Treat the holiday party as an enforced meeting where your goal is to be as charming as possible while remaining utterly forgettable. You are not charming when you are drunk, you just think you are. You are not forgettable when you are drunk, you just forget the things you did. No one, and I mean no…
Rule 36: An MBA is not a real degree
At some point in your career, you might consider getting an advanced degree. One of the most popular degrees among those who aren’t quite sure what they want to do with their lives is the MBA. This article is for you. First off, we need to distinguish between the two types of MBAs – the…
Rule 39: A Pro doesn’t put bumper stickers on their car
Almost all bumper stickers fall into two categories: In truth, all bumper stickers might as well say the same thing: “I can’t keep my fucking thoughts to myself.” Since a Pro won’t discuss the forbidden, and wouldn’t make the same joke every single day, a Pro gets no benefit from a bumper sticker.
Rule 26: Don’t underestimate inspiration
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Here’s a controversial statement – as a leader, your energy and belief in the project vision is more important…
Rule 99: A Pro knows when it’s time to go
There are lots of reasons to quit. The list above is not exhaustive. Whatever the reason, a Pro knows deep down when it is time to move on. I hate saying “use your gut” but this is one of those times. Enjoy your new job Pros. You deserve it. Don’t look back.